Child talk
The funny things our children say,-
A 4yr old girl said to friends at school. "Grandad has gone to heaven because his heart stopped spinning"
Mummy was trying to explain to her 4yr old daughter why Grandad had died and gone to heaven. The child said. "I want to go to heaven to visit him." Mummy explained that she couldn't go to heaven to visit Grandad. The little girl begged. "Please please, can't I go on the bus, I promise I'll come back."
35 thousand feet up on a flight to Spain a 7yr old boy said at the top of his voice. "Why have we stopped?" Everyone on the plane gasped in horror. Mummy explained to him that the main engines had switched to auto pilot and that the plane was cruising quietly.
A two year old girl arrives at nursery full of excitement. When asked,- "You are happy this morning, what have you been eating for breakfast?" She replies "Fish fingers!"
A three year old girl said. "I live in a pink house"..."Where is it?" Asked the nursery nurse..."In Leeds"... "Oohhh can I come to your house?"..."No, 'cos it's broken"
A little boy aged 4 said to his Grandma. "Grandma, I think you are like God." "Do you darling, why do you think that?" "Because you are both old!"
One of the nursery nurses asked a little boy. "Do you have any Brothers or Sisters.?" "No." He replied. "I'm a lonely child"
"Where has the time gone?" Said Mummy to Daddy. "It's up there." Said the little boy pointing to the clock on the wall.
A little girl asks her Mummy "Why has that lady got a drawing pin in her nose?"
"What did you do at the weekend?" The nursery nurse asked the four year old. "I helped my Mummy clean the house and do the washing whilst my Daddy watched football and drank beer."
Uhm! Out of the mouths of babes!
